got this from isobelly through our nygep yahoogroup:D i bet there're going to be fallacies in this...but well...

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
ONLY 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days. days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days - days left 81.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness atleast 3 days. remaining days 3.
10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?" Balance days 0

"How can a student pass ?????"