a summary of what transpired:
P: I need you to go for an ISO meeting tmr, and to write out some SOPs for the counselling side.
me: okay....... you need the SOPs by tmr?
P: no.. tmr's just the meeting. to know the rationale of why we need certain things....
me: I see. Is that the school's birthday present for me?
P: Why? is today your birthday?
me: No. Tomorrow is :P